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TSA Airport Body Scanners See Under Clothes

Written by admin on January 8, 2010 – 1:01 pm -

“Do you have any naked pictures of your mother? No, want some? The TSA has some!”

I can’t believe people are standing for this. Now with the latest attempted terrorist attack of the “Fruit Of The BOOM” bomber they are trying to rush through the installation of these airport body scanners. These scanner are nothing more than mobile porn studios for the perverts at the TSA.

Here are some excerpts of an article here from the Daily Mail that describes what the full body scanners will be able to see.

New ’strip search’ full body scanners being trialled in Australia will show people’s private parts, officials have admitted.

The X-ray backscatter body scanner has been described by critics as a “virtual  strip search.”

Cheryl Johnson, general manager of the Office of Transport Security, said:’ It will show the private parts of people, but what we’ve decided is that we’re not going to blur those out, because it severely limits the detection  capabilities. ‘

‘It is possible to see genitals and breasts while they’re going  through the machine, though,’ she admitted

“It does see through clothing, but it’s not a photographic image, it’s a low-energy X-ray that reflects off the skin,” added Ms Johnson.

Oh really, is not a photographic image? OK, let’s do a little experiment. What we have done here is take a blurred out sample released by the press, not the high resolution pics these scanners actually take and just simply inverted the photograph.

I think the picture speaks for itself. Remember this is with a blurred image, not the high res scan these machines actually take.

According to Cheryl Johnson,’The images are not saved, you literally walk through, the screener hits a button to  say clear and the image goes.”

Oh really, the TSA agent has to push a button to clear it huh? Yeah, OK. That will happen I am sure.

What do you think one of these photos of Angelina Jolie or any other celebrity would go for on the market. You think these TSA agents will all be able to resist the temptation to make a few bucks?

Let’s face it, these people are not the brightest of the bunch. We have all seen them strip searching granny while a guy with a turban and sandals gets waved right through.

Here is another thing to think about. Does this count as child pornography? Would you let your child go through this scanner and have some pervert pedophile TSA agent viewing them and drooling on his keyboard?

There are so many ways to go with this. I read a story recently that parents were not allowed to bring cameras or take photos of their children at school sporting events to protect against pedophiles, but if it’s the government taking naked pictures of your kids, that’s alright?

Tags: Airport Body Scanner, Airport Security Scanners, Nude Body Scans, Security Check, TSA, X-Ray
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Tiger Woods Condoms

Written by admin on January 8, 2010 – 11:47 am -

You know it was only a matter of time before someone would try and make a few bucks off of Tiger Woods’ sexual escapades.

Here is a great idea, Tiger Woods Condoms. I don’t think the condoms will make many women want to sleep with you like tiger, it has to do more with your bulge of money in your wallet not your pants.

Here is the description of these hilarious condoms. Reduce or increase the strokes in your game and protect your wood with Tiger Condoms.

These real condoms, wrapped up in Tiger endorsed packaging, will get the swingers in action. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms and are guaranteed to help you get a whole in 1…or 2 or 3.

Protect your WOOD! Get your box of Tiger Woods Condoms here.

Tags: Condoms, Protect Your Wood, Tiger Woods
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McDonald’s Rage Sweeping The Nation

Written by admin on January 7, 2010 – 10:14 pm -

Seems there is a growing trend across the U.S. it’s called McDonald’s Rage. There have been several incidences recently where McDonald’s customers have been freaking out over the service at the fast food chain.

How many times have you been screwed when placing an order at the drive thru? You order your food, drive away and realise they messed up your order. Believe me, this has happened to me more times than I can remember. You get pissed but take it because you are a coward!

Kansas City police want to know the identity of a woman who trashed a McDonald’s restaurant Dec. 27 because she hated her hamburger.

According to police, when the woman complained about her hamburger, employees offered to replace it. She demanded her money back. Employees declined.

So the woman threw a glass water dispenser over the counter, breaking it. She pushed three cash registers off the counter, smashing one touch screen. She cursed and fled.  The video is below. [Source]

In Toledo, Ohio, police say a woman punched through a McDonald’s drive-through window, taking swipes at a couple of employees, because Chicken McNuggets weren’t available — at 6:20 a.m.. Police say 24-year-old Melodi Dushane was treated for injuries, and jailed. [Source]

To tell the truth, I don’t really blame these people for freaking out the way they do. I think everyone is getting fed up with they way they are treated when putting up what little money they have to buy a crappy McDonald’s meal and then be treated with disrespect. Maybe if more people would rise up and open their mouths about crappy service, these fast food joints would straighten out their act.

Here is the video of the woman freaking out at the Kansas City McDonald’s. Enjoy!

Tags: Assault, Customer Rage, Fast Food, McDonald's, McDonald's Restaurant
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Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding Flight To New Jersey

Written by admin on January 5, 2010 – 6:49 pm -

Now you know this airport screening is a bunch of BS when they don’t allow Joan Rivers on a flight. This is totally idiotic, it’s Joan Rivers you retards. Stop harassing ninety nine percent of the public because you are afraid to profile the real terrorists.

Here is what the news report says. Comic Joan Rivers was barred from getting a flight – because airline officials deemed her passport “suspicious”.

The acid-tongued star was trying to fly from Costa Rica to Newark airport in New Jersey. But as she tried to board, the 76-year-old was pulled to one side after a Continental Airlines security agent checked her details.

Her passport reads: “Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers.” Rosenberg was her late husband’s last name.

The fashion-loving Rivers said afterwards: “If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn’t pick Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt.

“Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb.”

[Source]

Tags: Barred From Flight, Costa Rica, Joan Rivers, New Jersey, Terrorist
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Tiger Woods In Broke Black Golfer

Written by admin on January 5, 2010 – 10:47 am -

With all the news of Tiger woods and his sexual escapades it was only time for someone to come out with this parody of the movie Broke Back Mountain.

Tags: Broke Back Mountain, Broke Black Mountain, Movie Parody, Movie Poster, Tiger Woods
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