I was just reading this story about Britney Spears. This dope really has some issues. Britney Spears may not visit her two young children until she complies with a court order.

“Petitioner’s (Spears’) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending the petitioner’s compliance with the court orders,” Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon wrote in an order dated Wednesday.

The ruling followed an emergency hearing, the latest in a custody battle between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline over their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James.

Among other things, Gordon has ordered her to undergo random weekly drug testing after he found there was evidence that Spears engaged in “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol.”

Ha Ha Ha Ha, Ok, so the Judge orders her to undergo random drug testing before she is able to visit her own kids. Here is a little anonymous hint for Britney, ” You are a friggin mess, you better straighten your act out or you will find yourself six feet under….DOPE!”

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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.  During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about  the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game  they ask her, “How is it that you know so much about baseball?” She says, “Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.” The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process.

“What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they  cut IT off?”

“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”

“Was it when they cut off your balls?”

“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”

“What was the most painful part?”

“The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half!”

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