Tiger Woods Condoms
Written by admin on January 8, 2010 – 11:47 am -
You know it was only a matter of time before someone would try and make a few bucks off of Tiger Woods’ sexual escapades.
Here is a great idea, Tiger Woods Condoms. I don’t think the condoms will make many women want to sleep with you like tiger, it has to do more with your bulge of money in your wallet not your pants.
Here is the description of these hilarious condoms. Reduce or increase the strokes in your game and protect your wood with Tiger Condoms.
These real condoms, wrapped up in Tiger endorsed packaging, will get the swingers in action. The condoms inside are Durex brand latex condoms and are guaranteed to help you get a whole in 1…or 2 or 3.
Protect your WOOD! Get your box of Tiger Woods Condoms here.
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Joan Rivers Barred From Boarding Flight To New Jersey
Written by admin on January 5, 2010 – 6:49 pm -
Now you know this airport screening is a bunch of BS when they don’t allow Joan Rivers on a flight. This is totally idiotic, it’s Joan Rivers you retards. Stop harassing ninety nine percent of the public because you are afraid to profile the real terrorists.
Here is what the news report says. Comic Joan Rivers was barred from getting a flight – because airline officials deemed her passport “suspicious”.
The acid-tongued star was trying to fly from Costa Rica to Newark airport in New Jersey. But as she tried to board, the 76-year-old was pulled to one side after a Continental Airlines security agent checked her details.
Her passport reads: “Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers.” Rosenberg was her late husband’s last name.
The fashion-loving Rivers said afterwards: “If I were going to make up an alias, I wouldn’t pick Rosenberg. I’d pick Jolie or Pitt.
“Do terrorists wear Manolo Blahniks? I can tell you Donna Karan does not make anything that hides a bomb.”
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Tiger Woods In Broke Black Golfer
Written by admin on January 5, 2010 – 10:47 am -With all the news of Tiger woods and his sexual escapades it was only time for someone to come out with this parody of the movie Broke Back Mountain.
Tags: Broke Back Mountain, Broke Black Mountain, Movie Parody, Movie Poster, Tiger Woods
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Eminem’s Crack Addiction
Written by admin on January 2, 2010 – 2:46 pm -
Just reading today that Elton John is helping Eminem deal with his drug addiction. For over a year they have been working together to over come his drug problems.
Drug addiction is a horrible problem and Eminem has written about his substance abuse problems in the past.
Elton John says he has been helping American rapper Eminen fight drug problems for more than a year.
John says Eminem is succeeding in his well-publicized battle against substance abuse.
Elton John told BBC Radio Saturday that as a recovered drug abuser he is happy to help people if they want the assistance but drugs make people so cocky and arrogant that they often reject help.
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I guess tough guy rapper Eminem can’t get enough crack after having Bruno’s crack in his face at the MTV Music awards last year.
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Charlie Sheen Arrested On Felony Domestic Abuse
Written by admin on December 26, 2009 – 5:46 pm -
Charlie Sheen, the actor best know for his roles in Platoon and the tv series Two and a Half Men, has been arrested on charges of felony domestic abuse. Police had responded to a 911 call early Christmas morning.
“Carlos Irwin Estevez, also known as the actor Charles I. Sheen, was brought to the Pitkin County Colorado Jail for booking and incarceration following his arrest by the Aspen Police Department,” sheriff’s patrol director Jeff Lumsden said in a statement.
Police said the victim was not hospitalized, and they did not release a name. TMZ is reporting — from an unnamed source — that the woman involved was Sheen’s third wife, Brooke Mueller. The actor married the real estate investor in 2008.
Sheen was arrested on felony charges of second-degree assault and menacing, and a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief, said Aspen police spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro.
He will be held without bail in Colorado until he appears in court; the court system is closed for Christmas, and no date for his appearance has been set. [source]
Also, I just heard on the news, his wife, Brooke Mueller, refuses to press charges and that she was drunk at the time of the 911 call and said it was all just a big misunderstanding.
The police refuse to listen to her and are head strong on pressing charges and refusing to release the actor.
As many of you may not know, Charlie Sheen has been an out spoken critic of the official government investigation of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. He has posted videos and questions on the topic. You can read more about it here.
Could this be their way to show their disagreement with Charlie Sheen and the attention he has been bringing to the 9/11 terrorist attacks?
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