Two blondes and a camel joke.
Written by admin on August 9, 2008 – 12:03 pm -
Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ”We need to find a faster way to get home.” So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ”What are you doing?” The first blonde said, ”When we came in today I heard someone yell “‘Look at those two assholes on that camel!!’”
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Anonymous Hint E Cards.
Written by admin on December 11, 2007 – 11:27 am -Just wanted to remind everyone that you can send anonymous hint e cards from this site.
If you have someone that annoys you or has some kind of hygiene problem you can send them an anonymous hint e card to address their problems.
Maybe you have a co worker that talks too loud or has really bad breath. Maybe you know someone that just stinks but are too afraid to tell them in person. Just send them an anonymous hint e card and let us do it for them. It is FREE and fun.
You can send one here or on the upper left corner of this site is the link also.
If you want something specific on your card just use the form in the upper left corner also to send me the message.
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Joke – What Do I Look Like?
Written by admin on October 22, 2007 – 9:17 am -What Do I Look Like?
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?”
The husband just looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, “Honey, the car won’t start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
“What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?” was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it’s raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he’s walking through the door. “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?”
He just looked at her and said “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn’t leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, “Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks, and the car’s running?”
She replied nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.” “Wow, did he charge us anything?” asked the husband. “No, he just said that he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him” she said.
“Cool. What kind of cake did you make?” asked the husband. “Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
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The Most Painful Part Sex Change Joke
Written by admin on October 18, 2007 – 8:45 am -A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, “How is it that you know so much about baseball?” She says, “Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.” The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process.
“What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut IT off?”
“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”
“Was it when they cut off your balls?”
“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”
“What was the most painful part?”
“The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half!”
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Just Relax – Joke
Written by admin on October 16, 2007 – 1:24 pm -A man was on his death bed. His wife was stroking his hand lovingly and speaking gentle words to him for the last time.”I gotta tell you something honey” said the man very weakly.
“No sweetie, it’s all right, relax” replied the woman.
The man took a deep breath and said, “I have to say that I cheated on you with your sister, your mother and your aunt!!”
The wife cooed, “Sssshhhh, I know, just relax and let the poison do its job.”
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