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Obama’s Sweet Auntie Zeituni Missing?

Written by admin on November 7, 2008 – 1:19 pm -

Obama’s Sweet Auntie Zeituni Missing?

It seems Obama’s sweet auntie Zeituni is missing? Caught up in a controversy over her immigration status, Barack Obama’s aunt hasn’t been seen at the South Boston housing project where she lives for days, neighbors say.

Two women who know Onyango and live in the same housing complex off West Broadway said they hadn’t seen Onyango in four days – about the time it was revealed that she was living in the United States illegally.

When asked how she felt having the president-elect’s aunt living next door, one neighbor, Sasha, who voted for Obama yesterday, replied: “I think it’s cool.”

“She has a lot of knowledge,” she said.

Yeah, That’s right, she does have a lot of knowledge, and so there you have your answer to why Obama’ sweet auntie Zeituni has went missing, SHE HAS KNOWLEDGE!

Could some of that knowledge contain information on Obama’s real birthplace? I’m sure we won’t be hearing from sweet auntie Zeituni anytime soon. At-least not until she has been properly debriefed.

Tags: barack obama, missing, Sweet Auntie Zeituni
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Barack Obama’s Grandmother Dies!

Written by admin on November 3, 2008 – 4:41 pm -

Barack Obama’s Grandmother just died. I guess she won’t be able to tell where he was really born now. How convenient, Just like Damien in the Omen, all the relatives that know the truth get wiped out.

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Obama Hates America and it’s Laws!

Written by admin on November 3, 2008 – 4:28 pm -

Barack Hussein Obama’s Sweet Aunti Zeituni Barack Hussein Obama Hates America and it’s Laws!

This is what Barack Obama said when asked about his sweet Auntie Zeituni.

“If she is violating laws those laws have to be obeyed. We’re a nation of laws. Obviously that doesn’t lessen my concern for her, I haven’t been able to be in touch with her. But I’m a strong believer you have to obey the law.”

Now, of course he doesn’t believe America is a country of laws because he actually hates America, we have already proved that by the company he has kept over the course of his lifetime. Here is what he really believes about the people that break our laws.

“We are not going to send [illegal aliens] home …Mr. Obama said many illegals have “settled,” “bought property” and have children who are U.S. citizens. He said the country would have to devote “all our law enforcement resources to rounding up people without papers, even if they weren’t causing any trouble,” and once that’s done, the country would have to “empty out our jails.” …That would force police to ignore killers and carjackers and instead be “worried about the guy in the kitchen somewhere who’s working in a restaurant… Not all of ‘em are from Mexico,” because some are from Ireland, Poland or Nigeria. …”Imagine what that would look like, basically detaining, putting in jail 12 million people. We’re not going to do that…”

Tags: barack obama, Illegal Aliens, Sweet Auntie Zeituni
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