Choke on it!

Did you meet Jenny Craig?

Dude, you got to take a mint!

Your outfit looks tight around the gluteus maximus today.

Thanks for coming in today!

Have another donut!

Big Brother is watching you!

How about washing your hands after you go to the can?

Nick, having a bad hair day?

you look great today

Stop staring at her Double-Ds.

White shirts do not conceal the extra pounds. And in addition, that tie is HORRIFIC!

Send a free anonymous hint here and see it posted on this site!

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